“It’ll probably provide exactly the sort of training we’re all going to need so that we can go and work in Mr. Cameron’s mansion as a servant…and, like, wipe his bum or something. We urchins don’t learn that until we’re sixteen, anyway.”
Education has, without doubt, been one of the most controversial areas for the current government, arguably being one of the most crucial areas in a country’s long-term development (and one of the areas I feel impacts most upon me) and there hasn’t really been a much more unpopular Education Secretary than Michael Gove for a very long period of time.
So, what are the Conservative Party’s educational policies for this time round?
And yet, how many of you have had delivered (if not bothered reading) some material from the Conservative party urging you to vote for them simply to keep Ed Miliband out? They do that because they know Cameron is more popular, but they’re not the only ones playing that game.
So, after reading about the inspiration for my post on how to treat teachers, my friend (who has seen the whole email) felt compelled to respond. This gets a whole post rather than a comment because it’s so damn good.
We all know that teachers aren’t really employed to teach us things – they’re just part of an elaborate scheme to stop children having fun. In fact, anyone who doesn’t treat them terribly is essentially bowing to the pressure of “the man” so to ensure classroom chaos is always prevalent, here’s a guide on how you should really treat teachers.